“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
This is not for you.
Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
MY FAVORITE BARNEY/ROBIN MOMENTS [in no specific order]:
“Holy crap, you’re beautiful!”
(Source: creeveyalo, via ambrina)
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
(via destielsextape)
Friend: Ohh. Ohh. Dude. You’re getting killed.
Me: I KILLED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT AND BURIED HER AT THE BEACH. FUCK OFF.
(via aredanchor)
