- person: how long does it take to get there?
- me: 3 songs
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.
teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology
I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.
(Source: simply-quotes)
